A satirical newspaper front page titled "BREAKING NEWS" with a subtitle demanding Congress to impeach RFK Jr. It features an illustration of a duck with a human face, dressed in a shirt and tie, shooting a laser beam at the White House, which is depicted as shattered. The headline below says "SCIENTISTS WARN: THE QUACK IS RUNNING THE COOP". There is a QR code, a red logo with the text "STAND UP FOR SCIENCE", and the website standupforscience.net. The date on the newspaper is August 14, 2025.